SINOPSIS
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata, and played by actor Jeff Moffet, who starred as El Santo in two other Odessa Filmworks productions).
This film earned an honorable mention in the Spirit of Slamdance category at the 2002 Slamdance Film Festival.
The movie begins with Jesus Christ sitting on a beach relaxing and comparing the kingdom of God to a sand castle. He meets up with El Santo and a woman named Mary Magnum. Together they fight lesbian-killing vampires. Jesus fights with mixed martial arts skills and uses his carpentry skills to create weapons to slay vampires.
TRADUCCIÓN
La película trata sobre un JESUCRISTO de la era moderna al que adoran las lesbianas de Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
La película comienza con JESUCRISTO descansando en una playa y meditando sobre el parecido entre el reino de Dios y un castillo de arena.
En algunos momentos más JESUCRISTO se reune con el luchador mexicano: EL SANTO y una mujer llamada MARY MAGNUM para defender a la humanidad de las LESBIANAS VAMPIRO ASESINAS.
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